Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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