So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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