Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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