Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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