I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
