A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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