So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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