Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
