Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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