i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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