dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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