were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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