you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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