so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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