How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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