This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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