Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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