I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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