Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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