we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
