Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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