I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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