STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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