best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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