You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I did not marry a roomba.
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