She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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