We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
