the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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