I skipped work to stalk him.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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