hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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