Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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