Your tits are I can't wait for
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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