Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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