Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Life without a bra equals bliss.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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