His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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