i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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