This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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