he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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