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(302): View more from Delaware

Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

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Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(443): View more from Maryland

you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went

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(410): View more from Maryland

Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(407): View more from Florida

I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...

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(206): View more from Washington

Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.

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