oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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