Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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