we're blogging at a bar
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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