on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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