she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pants are for mortals
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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