Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize