at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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