so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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