if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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