I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i love accidental penises.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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