In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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