How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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