Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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