Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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