Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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