Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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