You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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